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Sold Out – Sonoma Police Report Live Show

Hilarious staged reading of real Sonoma police reports from the 80s-2000s. Local history, audience games, and wild stories you won’t find in travel guides.

About the Event

The Sonoma Police Report Live show promises to be a very fun, crazy, kooky show about the history of Sonoma you won’t find in winery gift shops, hotel brochures, destination magazine ads, or “Top 10 small towns to live in” lists. Join us for a raucous staged reading of excerpts from the hilarious book, “Sonoma Police Report: funny, odd tales from the Wine Country” and fun audience-involved games.

Get ready to hear some of the funniest police reports and stories from locals, from the 80’s, 90’s, and early 2000’s. Bring some local knowledge, for you will be tested! If you are old school Sonoma, you are sure to enjoy a trip down memory lane. If you are new to Sonoma, you are guaranteed to hear some stories that will make you blush, learn
some history you didn’t know, and chuckle at the madness and revelry of old Sonoma.

Come one, come all. This promises to be more fun than Netflix, more fun than watching a folk band at the Farmer’s Market, and almost as much fun as a night in the City of Sonoma drunk tank!

  • Playwright/Director: Joshua Farrell
  • Cast: Joshua Farrel, Joe Herrschaft, Vanessa Rognlien, Cat Smith, and Molly Spencer
  • Foley Artist/DJ: Ronny Joe Grooms

Beverages only will be available for purchase during the event.

Thank you to our wine sponsor, Buena Vista!

The Sheriff will be available for purchase.

About the Playwright

Joshua Farrell

Joshua Farrell grew up two blocks from the Sonoma Community Center and electrocuted himself while playing a joke under the air hockey machine at the original Boy’s (and Girl’s) Club, then located in room 111. He has performed 3 previous times at SCC. He performed David Sedaris’s The Santaland Diaries, The Fantasticks, and in a Charlie’s Angels skit when he was 8. He is an actor who has performed across the country in regional theaters, as well as in numerous commercials, tv shows, and films. He received his M.F.A. from American Conservatory Theatre, and is a hospitality nerd who currently serves as the Director of Learning and Development for The Ritz-Carlton and JW Marriott, Los Angeles. In addition to his book, The Sonoma Police Report, he authored two hospitality-focused books, “Counter Culture: An Essential Guide for Service” and “Serving Up Excellence: Creating Meaningful Dining Experiences through the Power of Connection.”


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Class FAQ

We ask that you notify us at least 10 days in advance of a class if you need to cancel your registration. You may cancel by phone or email and we will gladly offer you a refund or credit toward a future class. If you cancel with less than 10 days’ notice, we will not be able to provide refunds, due to our contractual obligations and material purchases for each class.

Sometimes, the Sonoma Community Center has to cancel a class due to low enrollment or unforeseen circumstances, such as a natural disaster or health emergency. If this happens and we do not offer a reschedule date, you will be refunded 100% of your registration fee (minus the payment processing and services fee), or credit towards a future class. If we are able to offer a reschedule date but you are unable to make the new date, we will gladly offer credit towards a future class.

All credits must be used within 1 year.

You can view our full class policies and guidelines here.

The Sonoma Community Center is committed to creating an accessible learning environment. If you require any special considerations(medical, physical, learning) please share them with Sean Baskin, Program Associate, by emailing him at [email protected] so that he can forward them to the relevant Program Director and Instructor.

  • All Levels
  • Welcomes participants from beginning through advanced. Instructor provides a balanced and flexible curriculum suitable for participants with any level of experience.
  • Beginning
  • Participant has little to no experience with this medium and needs or expects guidance at every step during the class. Participant wants to learn about materials, techniques, and vocabulary of the medium.
  • Intermediate
  • Participant is comfortable with the medium and expects both guidance and time to work alone with the medium.
  • Advanced
  • Participant is very confident with all aspects of the medium. Participant is self-motivated; ready to experiment and develop their artistic voice.

Late additions to any program, class, or workshop that has already begun will be allowed on a per-case basis depending upon the Program Director & instructors approval. Late additions will have to pay the full registration cost of the class, along with any materials fees, and will not be prorated for the time missed. You may reach out to the program directors directly, or the Program Associate Sean Baskin at [email protected] to request a late addition.

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Sold Out – Sonoma Police Report Live Show

Hilarious staged reading of real Sonoma police reports from the 80s-2000s. Local history, audience games, and wild stories you won’t find in travel guides.

Schedule

Saturday, March 14, 2026
7:00 PM – 9:00 PM

This Session

Saturday, March 14, 2026 from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm

Location

276 East Napa Street
Sonoma, CA 95476

Age(s)

18-over

$25 – General Admission

Open Seating – first come first serve between the floor and balcony.